Friday, July 30, 2010

LF 0001: The Put It Back Exactly How It Was Act.

by LaFeminista

The principle of this legislation is to enable playtime  Mining activities to proceed normally; and is taken from my experience in watching my nephews and nieces destroy a perfectly organized living room, and their secondary effect in outlying areas.

1] Photographic and if auntie says its so evidence must be provided of the proposed site, if deemed necessary a three dimensional model will also be supplied.

2] Surrounding water courses how the pond got messed up I'll will also be detailed and water quality analyzed by an independent laboratory. Historic water levels will also be submitted at this time.

3] GPS positions of all major features will be logged before playtime mining activities commence.

4] All major features, trees, rare plants, psychotic kitty and the 2 newfies animals are to be relocated and stored appropriately ensuring that they are well tended don't eat their food  and not subjected to mining activities.

5] During play mining operations no hair pulling the use of breath holding explosive charges must be kept to an absolute minimum. Screaming but Johnny did it does not cut the mustard Accurate event logging must be assured at all times.



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