Monday, May 31, 2010

SeaScum Uber-Barbie with Cheney Ties Now Speaks for BP.

by RLMiller

SeaScum: like pondscum, but bigger! Multinational corporation-sized bigger! BP has apparently come to the same conclusion that 300 million Americans have: Doug Suttles isn't photogenic, and every time Tony Hayward opens his mouth he digs himself a deeper hole (5,000 feet deep and counting).  Poor BP!  Poor Tony Hayward, who just wants his life back!  Excuse me, Mr. Hayward, but we'd like our ocean back.  Rather than trust Hayward to say anything intelligent, BP has hired a spokesperson.  And not just any spokesperson, but one fresh from the heart of darkness!  Anne Womack Kolton, congratulations.  You win the SeaScum of the Day award.

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