Meerkat Beam Up by rmanoske
Scene. Berkeley, CA. Backyard of Energy Secretary Steven Chu, April 21, 2010. 2:59 AM. PST.
Energy Secretary Steven Chu's red iPhone rings as he completes a metaversal portmanteauvian pole vault in the yard outside his Northern California home. The Nobel-prize physicist has been expecting the call.
"Mr. President."
"Chu. We're waiting for you. Bring the names. Every name associated with that that damned $500-million energy deal you Beserkerly guys signed with BP. Now."
Just seconds later Chu, dressed in his B-Dry 7 tie-died mesh shorts and "Nothing But Air" tee, vaults into his fluorescent resonance energy transfer unit, punches the polymer optical tweezer app on his iPhone and shouts the password.
"Meerkat"
He's gone.
continued at Daily Kos...
