Ministers: Gays cause global warming

by Cenobyte

Of course they do. It's always teh gayz, isn't it?

http://www.dangerousminds.net/...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/...

My Stupid Meter just exploded.

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Dear Republicans: Climate Change is Just Not That Into You

by Steven D

Silly Republicans.  They think they can trash talk Climate Change and treat it like their personal punching bag.  Despite all the evidence they keep badmouthing Climate Change, calling it a joke, a "hoax," a get rich quick scheme by Algore based on "junk science" and a plot by the UN and the EPA to steal our precious bodily fluids freedoms.

Well I have news for them. Climate Change doesn't care what Republicans or Teabaggers think of it.  It is amused at your puny efforts to deny its existence to score cheap political points.  It just keeps moving along at an ever increasing rate.  

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The Latest Global Warming Conspiracy Theory

by Steven D

For sheer amusement there is nothing like going to a climate denialist blog (i.e. Climate Change Fraud) and seeing the latest "proof" that NOAA is involved in a massive conspiracy to lie and defraud the American people about fake satellite data that shows global warming is a scam.  The headline says it all:  US Government in Massive New Global Warming Scandal – NOAA Disgraced

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I'm a ____ing BELIEVER _____ing updated + observations as to comments.

by LaFeminista

Oh Jeez

Every five days for one hundred days we had an Exxon Valdez spewing into the gulf.

I'm sticking with my estimate of 65,000 barrels a day giving 6.5 million versus the official 5 million barrels flooded into the gulf.

Say 273,000,000 gallons of crude oil.

Plus

1,500,000 million [oops back to work] gallons of Corexit dispersant.

They think I am going to swallow the story that it has all dispersed, and we can now go back to watching whatever mindless piece of celebrity misadventure there is to take our minds off reality?

Sure I'm a ___ing believer!

Hey presto no oil plumes

Hell Yes I'm a ___ing believer!

Hey presto hardly anything dead at all

Slap me silly I'm a __ing believer!

Nothing to see here now move a long

Holly shit I'm a __ing Believer!

Drill Baby Drill

Bring it on, I'm a ___ing believer!

"The vast majority of the oil has now been contained, it's been skimmed, Mother Nature has done its part, it's evaporated," Carol Browner NOAA

Heck of a job Browner!

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A Wingers Guide to the Great Hoax known to MANKIND

by TCG

All good right wingers know that Global Warming is a Hoax. Right? Damn right!

As a matter of fact, it is the greatest hoax known to mankind according to some of the zanier folks out there. In fact, not only is global warming fake, we may be headed for a period of global cooling, some say – like Smokey Joe Barton (R-TX) for example.

Unfortunately, for wingers and ol’ Smokey Joe, vast numbers of Tricksy Liberal Scientists refute these arguments (e.g., global cooling) by using actual science and facts and other elitist tricks to show the rise of world wide temperature.  But rest assured, once Smokey Joe regains his seat as the Chairman of the House Energy Committee (if you don't do your job this November), he'll blow the lid of this great global conspiracy.

Fortunately for you, you can learn who is involved in this GLOBAL global warming conspiracy just by clicking the link below.

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Climate Change -- Jihadist Plot?

by Steven D

Who knew that extremist Jihadi Muslim Arab Islamofascists would go to such great lengths to destroy our beloved American Oil Companies and wreck our economy as to hold a conference on Climate Change in which they push the leftist propaganda of Al Gore? The horror! No, the TERROR!

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Advertising For Green Energy Jobs

by terryhallinan

Unfortunately it is only in Obama's birthplace [snark, blue dog kossacks].

Kenya Geothermal Development Co. seeking job applicants

...GDC is seeking to engage highly motivated staff to support the development of steam equivalent to 5000 MW in the next 20 years.

...The ideal candidates should be able to work in camping environments in remote areas

One has to admit that there has been some training along that line with all the Obamavilles that have sprung up.

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How You Can Help

by Crashing Vor

It's inevitable. Inescapable. You write a diary or a comment, noting a worthwhile effort or the need for one, and somebody pops up within minutes, crying "You do it! Why are you sitting around staring at a screen stuffing Cheetos in your face? Get off your duff! Make it happen! You do it!"

Noble sentiments, that certainly apply in a lot of situations. In the face of the oil hell, eh, not so much. Not many of us have the leisure to head down to the gulf, or the proper gear and training if we did. Some of us, in fact, are burned out old farts who can barely get around the block.

But perhaps there is a way for bloggers to use our natural strengths to help out in this crisis.

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BP Exec Says Studying Oil Leak Makes It Larger

by Richieville

Richieville News Service - NEW ORLEANS In response to a new government finding that the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico is several times greater than originally estimated, executives from British Petroleum released their own study which they say proves the leak has grown larger with each new attempt to measure it.

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Breaking: Americans Believe in Global Warming

by Steven D

I know, it's hard to believe in global warming what with all the evidence presented by climate change skeptics that global warming is a hoax, and the great Climategate scandal, the one the proved that Evil Scientists and Al Gore had been faking their data in order to make Al Gore rich. Yet most Americans still seem to believe that global warming is real and they want Big Guvmint to do something about it! (cont.)

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